Oxymorons!

There are three kinds of oxymorons: Stupid air, two words in contrast to another (ex. JUMBO shrimp), and Billy Mays (Oxy(clean)Moron!) Here is a list of some of my favorites:
Civil War
Same Difference
Honest Crook
Microsoft Works
Happy Monday
Freezer Burn
Melted Ice
Government Organization
Useful Oxymoron
Head Butt
Good Lawyer
Anti-Missile Missle
Apple Tech Support
Awfully Nice
Political Science
If you want more go to oxymoronlist.com!

Can't Sue Dis

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Take that NFL!!!!

A little song of mine

From my 5th Grade teacher Mrs. Hess: We fish ewe a mare-y gretch moose! We fish ewe a mare-y gretch moose! We fish ewe a mare-y gretch moooooose! And a hippo gnu deer!


The best way to ambush is with bombs, explosives, and nukes. And sometimes ice cream. Or spaghetti.



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The Impatient Knocker

Knock knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There!
Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock
WHO IN THE FREAKIN' WORLD IS THERE!!!!!!?????
Jeez, I just wanted you to let me in!

Sorry G-Ma!

Sorry! I forgot! Anyway, what does a pastor at a marriage of mice say?
"Squeak now or forever hold your peace!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Cw2YWEFgY Hilarious video!!!

Um... Chuck Norris anyone?

uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*hhhhhhhhhhhh I knows! How much wood would Chuck chuck if Chuck would chuck wood? If Chuck would chuck wood, wood wouldn't exist.
When the Boogieman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. I like pi! 3.141592653589793... That reminds me! Chuck k'nows the last digit of pi, and he has counted to infinite. Twice.

Sister time!

Mah sistah thought of this one: What does rain put in its hair? A rain-bow!
didideedahdeedeedododidadidydo! (Da hampster dance!)