Oxymorons!

There are three kinds of oxymorons: Stupid air, two words in contrast to another (ex. JUMBO shrimp), and Billy Mays (Oxy(clean)Moron!) Here is a list of some of my favorites:
Civil War
Same Difference
Honest Crook
Microsoft Works
Happy Monday
Freezer Burn
Melted Ice
Government Organization
Useful Oxymoron
Head Butt
Good Lawyer
Anti-Missile Missle
Apple Tech Support
Awfully Nice
Political Science
If you want more go to oxymoronlist.com!