Sister time!

Mah sistah thought of this one: What does rain put in its hair? A rain-bow!
didideedahdeedeedododidadidydo! (Da hampster dance!)

Poke Poke...

What is the facial expression of a person who pokes u a lot?
Poker Face!

Rich Breath

What type of gas is rich? A trillion-air!

Tricky Moses

How many animals did Moses take on his Ark?
None! Moses didn't have an ark!

Andrew is having comedian's block so he's making it Andrew Quote of the Week now. (Day of week to be determined.)

A Round Corner

Matt: How was detention today?
Molly: Terrible, I'll never get detention again!
Matt: Was it that bad? What did Miss Shepperd make you do? Write lines?
Molly: Worse; she put me in a round room and told me to sit in a corner.

Video mix-up!

Bagels not jokes today! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_vI2eoRuk

I finally got an Andrew quote!
"Da banana is brown. Da banana is red! Da banana is yello. That's Andrew's Quote. Ta-da!"
Spread the wrd about this blog!

Face Funny

What did one eye say to the other? "Don't look now, but between us, something smells!"

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Spotted rainbow duck-fish!

tsaL s'nevohteeB

A lady was enjoying a trip to Europe when she heard Ode to Joy being played backwards! She located the music to a nearby graveyard, and finally ended up at Beethoven's grave. She asked the grave keeper why he was playing Beethoven's music backwards. As "8 .on ynohpmyS" began, the grave keeper replied,"Oh, I'm not playing it! Beethoven here is decomposing!